They're an Odd Pairing, but they Fight Crime!

Looking to get a new story started, but you can't figure out the right hook? They Fight Crime! is the website to break your writer's block! It seems to generate descriptions for the unlikeliest pairs of heroes that still find enough common ground to fight crime in their town/city/inter-dimensional pocket.

Here are just a few of the amusing descriptions I got when I tried it:

He's an unconventional neurotic boxer with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a transdimensional African-American cab driver who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!


He's an obese Amish gangster trapped in a world he never made. She's a provocative insomniac bodyguard from Mars. They fight crime!


He's a leather-clad native American messiah plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a ditzy French-Canadian hooker living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

Thanks to Suzie P. for the suggestion!